Frink's Stairs to Nowhere...and the Fun Zone Fake-Out

OK... while Professor Frink comes off as an affable duffus, I am certain that he has a dark, creepy side, that is not beyond experimenting on humans. As part of a deep government-funded plot, a "harmless theme park" area, including the "Fun Garden" (which can be seen from passing planes), the Free Rabbit Maze, which can lead to either the lame, and boring Whacking Day remnant of "Fort Sensible" or can take the participants into the gate of the unbelievable Stairs to Nowhere...which look fun, until you are deposited into the basement entrance of Frink's Lab, never to return again! (until you pop up in the vortex that delivers you to the beginning of the stairs again).

There is no coincidence that the Lab sits across the parking lot from the Duff Beer brewery, as countless souls wander over to the Fun Garden after a tour of the brewery, and the complimentary six pack of Duff Beer has been consumed.

The Stairs to Nowhere are a metaphor for Riencarnation...which also starts a stone's throw through the woods at the Buddhist Temple or other parts of the cosmos explored by the Observatory. Yes, this is just one more attempt by me to bring Physics and Faith together...into Phaith!